disaster biscuits

These, but:

• really runny homemade yogurt for buttermilk
• bacon grease for shortening
• 350 degrees instead of 450 because the oven started smoking so you have to use the toaster oven instead and it won’t heat past 350.

And despite all that, they are still very good, and a lovely meal to eat with cheesy scrambled eggs after a snowy bus ride home from class.